Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
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She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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