Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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