Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
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You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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