there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
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I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
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dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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