Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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