Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
