): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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