There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.