Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
These 23 People Had Crazy Sex With Complete Strangers
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
23 Medical Examiners Reveal The Most Disturbing Causes Of Death They’ve Seen
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.