can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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