look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.