no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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