My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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