I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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