I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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