Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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