do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
