Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
How naked do you want me to be?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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