Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
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