You're so nebulous sometimes
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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