Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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