you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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