she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
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When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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