were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
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…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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