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Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
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I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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