Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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