Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
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We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
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Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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