Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
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Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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