he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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