do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
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This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
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It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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