did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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