did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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