The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
