would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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