Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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