what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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