i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
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I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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