she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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