Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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