He disabled his match.com account in front of me
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
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I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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