she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You pole danced in your parka.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
You were trust falling into bushes
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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