they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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