he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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