He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
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He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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