Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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