The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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