I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I got inside last night via doggy door
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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