If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
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all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
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I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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