I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
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He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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