i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
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You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
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Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap