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(213): View more from California

I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'

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(318): View more from Louisiana

This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions

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(850): View more from Florida

I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?

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(250): View more from British Columbia

i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl

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(954): View more from Florida

Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?

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(256): View more from Alabama

In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.

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(561): View more from Florida

Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.

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