I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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