What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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