shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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