my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
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In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
how drunk are you?
Several
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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