Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
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WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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