If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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